One of my The Star pics and others

This is the pic that was published in The Star. Didn't win me 50 bucks but it's ok. Saw this after entering MV near the KTM station.

Btw, I haven't received my 50 bucks for my 'freid chicklen' pic that was published on Jan 10th. I've already emailed them but no reply. The first cheque from them was quick, so I wonder what happened to this one.

Next is at the UKM KTM station while waiting for ahyee.

This is erm.. a man trying to be cute? Can't think of anything to describe him, call him anything you like. This was after alighting from the train at MV in the morning.

This is what I did with the food I can't finish at Kim Gary. I kinda love this creation of mine; maybe I do have a streak of culinary creativity in me after all..

No time for words

As the title suggests, I haven't got time for words, so here goes only pictures. Actually I don't know why haven't I got time; I'm not working on any particular project except letting people work for me. Damn.

So, the first is a pic snapped at Sentral:

(pic grainy cos I had to zoom in)

Right: WTH was that? Even if you're super slim, that dress is already super short and I believe this is one piece that seriously needs to be worn with leggings. Now, being that short and that fat hurt my eyes' feelings.

Left: Equally weird. You can see behind the bag how short that thing was. I don't know if it's a dress or top+shorts; it's just a 1-piece thingy.

Next are images received in the mail. There are more but only the best gets put up:

"No one wants to steal this piece of shit" Bwahaha!

You mean this guy actually printed a stack of these notes, ready to put them on people's cars?

And the best for last!! A good idea that we all can learn, that is if we are being the culprit of course. Impressed at the guy's brilliance.

Last is a pic of the new boy in my class. Not exactly new but I hadn't seen him from near enough to notice his legs:

Sorry but I think the spotty legs were highly amusing and fascinating. C'mon, how many of these kinda legs have you seen??

Over and out, gonna be another slightly busy day at work, urgh. Gotta increase efficiency.

Compilation of horrendous English and other pics

This is the phone that my student brought to class one day. He said it's his mum's. I've never seen such a jinjang phone.

These are the 5 bottles of shampoo that I bought at 9 bucks each at Tesco some time back. Other places were selling them at like RM12+, so I grabbed 5 when I saw it at RM9. Many months later, I saw that 99 Market were selling them at RM8.90.

And then, apparently there's MSN after death. I think since there is MSN, death wouldn't be that boring right?

(click on pic to enlarge. lazy to change the template for the time being)

This is one moron who can't even spell 'share' and 'charity'.

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Then, there is this pancake that will give you a stun when you bite into them! Something like a Taser gun la, you know.

If your English is bad, don't get married hahaha.

This sample answer came from the Adabi Gaya Pos UPSR Science workbook. The Adabi series is touted to be one of the best and it something so 'exclusive' that you can't buy them from the bookshops but to mail order the instead. What's so pa pai about it? There was a 'better' answer but my camera couldn't capture it.

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This is one person who should definitely be shot dead. Now, would you want to send your children to such a centre? Ok, from their name, they are focusing on Chinese but still.. c'mon, "even you are freshwomen", WTF!!!

The next story was supposed to go into my birthday post but I forgot. I don't think the incident deserved a mention there anyway. So, I was in the train home after having dinner with Tim and I got a seat beside some foreigner that looked like a Nepali. He showed me the route map and pointed that he wanted to go to Subang. Ok, that's 5 stops away. After every stop, he asked "Now, 4 stops?" "3 stops?" "2 stops?" Is he like stupid or what, can't he count backwards? I started to feel suspicious and didn't look in the eye, lest there is some pukau thing or something. FInally, he and about 4 or 5 of his Bangla-looking friends got off and they all thanked me. Then, he handed me 'his' name card:

In which section of his brain that made him think I would give him a buzz? I think I feel insulted. I couldn't contain my amusement and gave Timmy a call right away hahaha.

That's all for now. There's the Master of the Game that I simply must write about, my PMP, a day being a CATI SO and stairs boo-boo that I want to write about but I'm too tired for words today. After that, there will be annual dinner and holidays, nice..

Man with a small waist & more

There is this man who boards the train to MV every morning too. Everyday, he wears the same white shirt but lately I think his uniform has changed to black. He's got a super small waist, totally flat from the side, you might not even see this on a girl!!

Check out this shoulder-to-waist ratio!

And then those who tak chui me will have their pics up here too.

..like this woman who came with a huge box and stood right at the front of the queue. The train that came was packed but she was the first to get in due to her 'pole position'. Those who had been queueing didn't even manage to board that train. See her sui yong!

This is another one, came and stand at the place where passengers are supposed to come out from the train. Instead of having thick hides, I think they lack grey matter between their ears instead.

And then there is this bling-bling phone with bling stuck lovingly piece by piece all over the phone. Never seen before such a high concentration of blings on 1 gadget.

This is an old pic taken in my AGB days when I was having lunch with the gang at the coffee shop beside UOB Bank.

Dunno whether to laugh or shudder when I see this hairstyle. It sucks even on a young man.

And lastly, some highly amusing news I received through the email:

I didn't know that balls could really shrink, farts are flammable and oh, the poor couple! Got poured hot oil on, willy got bitten and head got bashed with a pan in return bwahahaha!!!

Commuters Caught on Cam

I'm starting new sections where I'm putting amusing pictures of people taking the train, of horrendous English and of amusing things received through the mail. For starters, here's what I've got this week. There are more pics taken earlier, but enjoy these first:

Suddenly, sitting in the background between 2 commuters, is Ju On

Do you see something that is not meant to be displayed in public? So heng!