Wonder Crotch!

Here, I present to you, the much awaited, long delayed Wonder Crotch!!

side view

front view

This wonder girl’s jeans were too loose, so she pulled it up with a wonder belt (can be seen in the picture above), thus resulting in a phenomenon called the Wonder Crotch. I would vote this the most classic picture I have ever taken. It is super classic that I dedicate a whole post to it. The novelty did wear off a little because it happened some time back, but wth, she’s actually so cool you know, cos she’s got a rotary engine (RE) in the front of her crotch.

This is how the RE part looks like, this is Emily's..

And this is how that part fits into the engine hahaha.

So cool, right? I think she should be made the president of RX8 Club Malaysia.

Her bf is annoying. A short guy wearing those caps that makes you look dumb and that stupid cap keeps knocking into my head in the train. Why can’t he just remove that stupid cap for heaven’s sake when the train is that crowded? Knock knock knock all the way, until I got a seat and started taking his gf’s pictures. It’s not an easy task, you know. Basically, it’s a trial and error thing. You gotta aim the camera at a right angle, else you snap all sorts of other stuff.

Oh, I forgot. That jeans is actually Levi’s. See, it's stitched on the pocket. Can see or not? So don’t play play.

Nah, Levi's, nice belt and RE crotch all in one :D

And then, there is this guy. I sincerely felt a bit of worry for him for all the amount of metal on him if there was a heavy thunderstorm. There were chains at each buttonhole. There was a big skull bling bling around his neck and lots of earrings. And then, there was this:



Don’t la, it’s painful to watch people try this hard.

Wei, you are all just going to Mid Valley. Hear, Mid Valley. You don’t have to try so hard.

And.. the worse part is.. both of these people got off at the Klang station. Now we are gonna get laughed at more. Sorry, I cannot defend you but the consolation is that.. erm.. those who get down at Telok Gadong and Klang are different crowds. Really. We are working people, we have better dress sense and we are not lala.

Some 'How to get a seat in the train' tips before I go, gained through my brief experience in taking the train during peak hour:

a. makciks will most probably get off at Shah Alam and file-clutching people will of course get off at Subang or Seri Setia
b. standing in the aisle is better for ventilation, space and probability of getting a seat
c. if there is a large crowd, queuing between the green/blue lines is better than behind the lines =P

Ok, I’d better go. Haven’t done any work since morning cos the sight of 1036 pages of data sitting on my desk, waiting for me to check, revolts me. Thus I chose to write articles and blog instead. Can I just throw half of the papers away and pretend they never existed? See ya. Langkawi post coming up next.