Dear Client..

Did it occur to you that when you complained that my training was too fast, instead of it being ME who was FAST, it was actually YOU who was SLOW? I am not one who can't take criticism but please think logically. In a room of 3 people, I believe that God did not make the other 2 geniuses and you average. It is more likely that God made them average and you stupid. Cos the majority of humans on earth are of average intelligence.

Let me recap why I think you are the one below average. I think you must be either very dumb or deaf.

People defined their channel network at their first attempt but you needed 4 or 5 to get it right. Thrice you claimed that you have added this and that to the layout but it isn’t there. Someone asked me what is SAT and half an hour later, you asked me what it is. That was not the only repeated question. You proclaimed loudly that share and commercial share are the same. You asked if TVR and cost/TVR are the same. Why don’t you knock on your skull and see if there is anyone at home? If there is, ask her why would anyone bother creating identical variables with different names? And then you asked if I am conducting some strange sounding training, only to realise that it’s your own company’s internal training. Hello, gone cuckoo ah? You refused to leave when training has ended, saying that it ended earlier than scheduled.



Then you exclaimed that the help file is empty!! Can you see that you can expand the menu up there? You might have noticed that I just pointed things to you instead of answering you. Cos I was trying to keep cool. It’s shocking that a young lady like you is an IT dinosaur. The other 2 IT dinosaurs (this term is coined by my boss who is absent today) is well into their fifties and has every right to be a dinosaur. I would have called you a cab but since you pissed me off, I suggested you walk out to Hilton instead =D Well, it is a fact that cabs and busses ply the Federal highway =D Never step on my toes.

Please remember that the others had no problems at all; you were always so lagging behind in every module.

P/S One last piece of advice for you: Kalau dah bodoh tu, janganlah kuat sangat. Takut orang tak tahu ke?